Specificity

Sometimes people make vague statements. This leads to a need for appropriate interpretation or a request for clarification of the statement.

I may need to request specificity on the following offers:

• My neighbors said, "Feel free to use our pool whenever you want." My interpretation: They will not mind if they come home from work and I'm floating on my raft in their pool, or sunbathing on the surrounding patio. 

• My parents said, "We are more than willing to help watch the kids whenever you need."  My interpretation: If I want to go shopping or on a weekend trip to Cancun, it's cool to say, "I need you to watch the kids this weekend."
• The guys from my LifeGroup said, "Let us know if you need us to do anything around the house. Nothing is too big or too small."  My interpretation:  I need to have my lawn mowed and it's cool for me to ask them to do that. Also the lightbulb in my garage has burned out, they wouldn't mind if I asked them to come change it. 
• My friends said, "Let me know if you want to go out or hang out anytime."  My interpretation:  Despite the fact that they have husbands and families, they would abandon them on a moments notice to entertain me. 

I like my interpretation of these open-ended offers, but something tells me I should probably get some clarification before I make assumptions. 😉

Dead give aways that you are a mom

When new acquaintances say, "Tell me about yourself." "What do you do for fun?" "What hobbies do you have?" "If you could define yourself in three words - what would they be?"  as a mom of small children, your answers are drastically different than they were pre-motherhood.

"Tell me about yourself."
I am a mom of 2 kids: a 2.5 year old and an 8 year old.  That's it.  Oh, I'm a teacher too. Sometimes I forget that I do anything other than taking care of my kids."

"What do you do for fun?"
I'm sorry I don't understand the question.  "Um, I like to go to work because it is less stressful than being at home. When I am at home, I enjoy the hours between 8 p.m. and 10 p.m.  That is when the house is quiet, I can talk on the phone, check my email, and restore my home from it's state of wreckage.

"What hobbies do you have?"
If by hobbies you mean, what do I do when I do not have my children, I clean my house, do the grocery shopping, and sleep. Sometimes I read, but usually I fall asleep 3 pages in.

"If you could define yourself in 3 words, what would they be?"
Tired, bruised, agreeable (to anything that keeps my kids from screaming)

Other changes when you have small children:

• Your purse gets larger each year and is 3/4 full of "stuff" for your kids - diapers, wipes, extra pacifiers, candy (or "Be quiet" food as I like to call it), stain stick, crayons, stuffed animals, Matchbox cars, Kleenex, etc. 
• Your "weekend clothes" double as pajamas - yoga pants and t-shirts. 
• Restaurant options must include either a drive through, CarSide to-go, or (the best) DELIVERY. 
• Nothing precious or breakable in your home is less than 5 feet off the ground. 
• Meal choices are not limited to typical foods. Corn dogs for breakfast - why not? Pancakes for dinner, sure. Four yogurts for dinner - whatever. Cereal for all three meals -I don't care. 
• Time with your children gives you new roles - search and rescue volunteer, disaster recovery expert, and defensive coordinator. 
• Bathroom breaks and showers are a race against the clock - when you don't have eyes on the kids, the worst is probably occurring. 
• You are so familiar with Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Dora, and Imagination Movers that when flipping through the channels, you say, "Wait! Don't change the channel. I haven't seen this one." or their frequent phrases get stuck in your head, "We got four more Gold Doubloons! Let's grab 'em and go!" "Vamanos!" "I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. I'M THE MAP!"  "This is an idea emergency!"
• Your car radio is programmed to carefully selected channels. The first day your kindergartener walks into school singing a Nicki Minaj song, you know changes must be made. 
• You spend your Christmas money purchasing an iPod or tablet for your child in order to regain rights of your phone (and a few minutes of peace and quiet).

I'm sure there are more, and I'm certain that once I have a teenager, I will have a WHOLE new list. Check back in 4 years for that post. ;)

Patience is a virtue . . .

. . . that I do not possess. Things I am impatient about:

• Healing from my divorce. I'm so done with thinking about it!  Some days it consumes my thoughts. It has been four months since the decision was made. Three months since I moved out.  Two months since it was legally finalized. I want it to be a tiny bad memory that barely enters my mind, and quickly dissipates. Enough!
• My ex- husband telling me things I don't need to know. "I love my new girlfriend."  "I think I will eventually marry her."  "We have SO much in common."  "She is SO fun."  And perhaps my favorite, "We have great sex."  What?! What would possess him to tell me those things?  I don't give a rip about his new love life!  Enough!
• Weight loss. I've been eating healthy, balanced meals, within a 1200 calorie daily limit. I've been exercising for a week. I can see a tiny difference in the way my clothes fit. Why am I not thin and fit yet?  Realistically I know that it took much longer than 2 weeks for my body to look the way it does, yet I frown each time I look at my physique. Enough!
• My two year old acting like a two year old. I'm so tired of telling him not to bite, push, and kick people. Finished with cleaning up purposely spilled Gatorade, chocolate milk, yogurt, and any food item. Done with the pulling me down when he is holding my hand and supposed to be walking. Had it with giving him what he's asked for only for him to respond with screams. Enough!

I've got to get it together and practice purposeful patience. If I don't, I'm going to lose it. By lose it, I mean my mind. If no one hears from my for a week, please investigate. There's a good probability I'm sitting in the corner of my closet with my arms wrapped around my knees rocking back and forth mumbling to myself like a psych ward patient. 

I need patience. But in the words of the great philosopher, Sweet Brown, "Ain't nobody got time for that."

Dogma

"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by Dogma, which is living the result of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. 

Everything else is secondary."  Steve Jobs

I read this quote at just the right time.  I've been struggling lately with "the noise" of what my ex-husband said to me when he told me he wanted a divorce: "You're not outgoing" (translation = boring), "You don't look like you used to." (translation = you're fat).  Those words really hurt. Since then, those words keep ringing in my ear. 

I've struggled with self-esteem for as long as I can remember. I spent so much time as a teen and adult trying to gain approval from others. When I got married I thought, now I have someone who will love me forever just as I am. Being rejected by the person you thought would always love you no matter what, is heart-breaking. To be told you're undesirable and not interesting, is crushing. 

I know that my friends and family disagree with his description of me, but the words were still spoken and still linger. Is that what people who first meet me think?  How can I change myself to be someone worthy of love? 

Then I read the above quote. Why am I letting his opinion trap me in negative self-talk? Why would I let anyone's opinion make me feel unworthy?  Why do I care so much about what others' think of me?

Well I'm not sure I can promise to completely disregard the opinions of others, but I'm trying to see myself with fresh eyes. I'm focusing on accepting myself for who I am. Sure, there are physical qualities I'd like to change, but my self- worth shouldn't be measured on my appearance. As for my personality, that's not going to change, and it shouldn't have to for me to be liked. I have lots of friends who like to be around me, and I'm going to let their voices speak louder than his. 

Most of all, I have to remember that my happiness shouldn't be dependent on anyone. My happiness comes from within. If I rely on other people to make me happy or feel good about myself, I will never be happy. No one is perfect.